are you still at the devil's house?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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