Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.