Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.