I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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