forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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