I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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