dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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