The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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