super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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