Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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