New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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