Just mADE A PArabola og urine
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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