Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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