Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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