I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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