she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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