i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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i came on her dog
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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