So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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