Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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