Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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