Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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