I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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