Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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