i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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