Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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