Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now