The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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