hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
4 words: hood of his car
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits