i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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