Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize