we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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