I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Just invented taco cereal.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you