I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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