A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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