i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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