Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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