Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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