some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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