She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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