We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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