maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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