I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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