i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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