Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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