I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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