He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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