there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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