i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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