4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?