Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.