I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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